Now how is poor little Raffers ever going to learn that pants go on his head? I can see it now, he'll be going through life struggling with the question - should I wear my pants on my head or my bottom today?

Clearly head - what good to pants do on your bottom? No good, that's what.

The Cosmic Jester has arrived to bring and end to conformity...

... and change diapers.

perhaps this explains why men keep wanting to take off their pants.