Good job baby girl. You come over to auntie alex's house anytime and I'll give you more of that.

Nooooo! Don't listen Tessa. You'll end up short n' stubby like my wife.

And what's wrong with being short huh? (I'm giving you the option of taking back the stubby comment)

And what's wrong with being short huh?

If history has taught us anything, it's that short people are evil.

Well, yes short people are evil, but what's wrong with that? The world needs more evil.

oh and you haven't taken back the stubby comment yet... do you expect any dinner this year?